GreenHares

Just how difficult is it for a technical support team to tell me the DNS servers it uses?

Grrr!

In the past two months we've had these embedded in our car tyres. [Not the £1 coin ... that's there for scale!]

The one on the left cost £17.50 to repair.

Mr Palmer was a:

• Signwriter
• Grainer (not Crainer)
• Painter
• Paperhanger
• Decorator

What is a Crainer?

I managed to steal a half an hour or so on Saturday morning to watch a bit of the Liberty Trophy match at Tunbridge Wells Indoor Bowls Club.

I thought I'd be clever and try to get some practice in before going to work. My hour was truncated by the unlikely event of the contractors arriving to stretch the carpet. It's only done twice a year!

I stumbled across this 'phone on my way to the station on my way home last week. It has now been returned to the young lady who had it as a Christmas present just a few weeks ago.

I think the present off the Christmas tree was a bit of a disappointment for my son.

"What's soap on a rope?"

Priceless!

It had been apparent for some time that the loo in the bathroom was leaking. So, what better to do over Christmas than turn myself into a plumber.

TBD

Thanks to Paul for his suggestion, I didn't have to move the chest of drawers when I put in a fixing for the mirror in the bedroom.

There was a gentle (trivial?) poll on the Radio 2 Jeremy Vine Show which pondered Britain's most flouted law.

Dropping Litter came out on top but there was specific mention of the rubber bands that are dropped by postmen.